The Ballad of Lee Mays (Rich)

With apologies to damn near everybody...

The Ballad of Lee Mays

Call him drop-prone Lee Mays
He won't answer anymore
Not the former 4th receiver
Who'll be vexing us no more.

Gather round me 'Burgh fans
There's a story I would tell
About a UTEP wide receiver
You should remember well

...

He was cut one Tuesday morning
With injury settlement he was waived
The signing of Quincy Morgan
Was the end of ol' Lee Mays

Call him drop-prone Lee May
He won't answer anymore
Not the former 4th receiver
Who'll return kickoffs no more.

--rich erenberg